January 2012
26 posts
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The Djoker's angles are incredible
I love watching his strokes
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The Borg wouldn’t know fun if they assimilated an amusement park.
– B’Elanna Torres (via ultramaricon)
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I don't think I was ready for that jellies exhibit...
$23 is too bootylicious for me.
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This is a Paula Cole sing-along relationship.
Jsyk
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You’re my child with the child from Destiny’s Child.
– “Glory” -Jay-Z
I rode in two different Priuses tonight.
So fucking green.
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I’ve got music in my head and I like books and sports and cats and dogs and...
– MySpace.com/MykalMorgan (via cheetahgirl)
There’s some pics there 4 years ‘n’ 40 lbs ago. I still miss that lip ring sometimes.
I woofed at Mary Kate
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The MegaBus driver told us it's currently 26 and a...
He doesn’t know it, but I appreciated his useless precision.
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Gosh, 2011 was so prime
I'm such a socially acceptable deviant.
December 2011
48 posts
I may be coming around to these double-pleated...
saturnoregresa:
michaelstandish:
Luckily, this coincides with them being the only clean work pants in my apartment.
I am not okay with this. Who are you, Michael Morgan?
Wtf this is unwarranted shade I do not pleat.
Oh but then also I don't like people.
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Right before the delivery guy got here I sed a b...
But instead I half-smiled and said “yeah.”
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Michelle Pfeiffer's "reporterly" cadence in "Up...
Her real-life sister plays her movie sister, that’s another thing.
Replace "caramel" with "Gargamel"
And smurf yourself with the subsequent laughter
Mikey and Spinelli from Recess grew up to be...
jesus—walks:
tyleroakley:
claudiascarlett:
THIS.
CHANGES.
EVERYTHING.
can not be unseen
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Know what kind of presents I want?
The kind that go in my wallet, honey!
When he want it he blindfolds me. Then I get sexy on him.
– Kelis “Blindfold Me”
On Christmas Eve, anyone can be Barbra Streisand
– JB on why he goes to church on Christmas Eve.
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new job please and thanks