January 2012
26 posts
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The Djoker's angles are incredible
I love watching his strokes
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Jan 18th
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“The Borg wouldn’t know fun if they assimilated an amusement park.”
– B’Elanna Torres (via ultramaricon)
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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I don't think I was ready for that jellies exhibit...
$23 is too bootylicious for me.
Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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This is a Paula Cole sing-along relationship.
Jsyk
Jan 16th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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“You’re my child with the child from Destiny’s Child.”
– “Glory” -Jay-Z
Jan 12th
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I rode in two different Priuses tonight.
So fucking green.
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
Jan 11th
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“I’ve got music in my head and I like books and sports and cats and dogs and...”
– MySpace.com/MykalMorgan (via cheetahgirl) There’s some pics there 4 years ‘n’ 40 lbs ago. I still miss that lip ring sometimes.
Jan 11th
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I woofed at Mary Kate
Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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The MegaBus driver told us it's currently 26 and a...
He doesn’t know it, but I appreciated his useless precision.
Jan 2nd
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Gosh, 2011 was so prime
Jan 1st
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I'm such a socially acceptable deviant.
Jan 1st
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December 2011
48 posts
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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I may be coming around to these double-pleated...
saturnoregresa: michaelstandish: Luckily, this coincides with them being the only clean work pants in my apartment. I am not okay with this. Who are you, Michael Morgan?  Wtf this is unwarranted shade I do not pleat.
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Oh but then also I don't like people.
Dec 26th
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Right before the delivery guy got here I sed a b...
But instead I half-smiled and said “yeah.”
Dec 26th
Dec 23rd
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Michelle Pfeiffer's "reporterly" cadence in "Up...
Her real-life sister plays her movie sister, that’s another thing.
Dec 23rd
Replace "caramel" with "Gargamel"
And smurf yourself with the subsequent laughter
Dec 23rd
Dec 22nd
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Mikey and Spinelli from Recess grew up to be...
jesus—walks: tyleroakley: claudiascarlett: THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING. can not be unseen
Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Know what kind of presents I want?
The kind that go in my wallet, honey!
Dec 21st
Dec 20th
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“When he want it he blindfolds me. Then I get sexy on him.”
– Kelis “Blindfold Me”
Dec 20th
Dec 17th
“On Christmas Eve, anyone can be Barbra Streisand”
– JB on why he goes to church on Christmas Eve.
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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new job please and thanks
Dec 13th