May 2012
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Stubbornly acting as though the world isn't...
April 2012
3 posts
The Supreme Court can legitimately return Obamacare?” asks a headline on the...
– You guys, Europe is totally judging us right now. (via motherjones)
March 2012
6 posts
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A lot of times I feel like I don't know what to...
It’s my social awkawardness and it’s my white guilt and it’s my need to intellectualize and it’s not wanting to take up too much space when I’m not sure how much of the sadness is my own and how much is sharing in the terrible pain that nearly my entire family of friends is feeling, but I feel like I haven’t said much since something bad happened recently.
It...
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February 2012
2 posts
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I wanna close the store early to mourn.
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January 2012
34 posts
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jesus--walks asked: I've had sex IN Tumblr.
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First I asked the Internet to find me that...
But none of the Internets I know had heard of it, so I’m gonna keep looking. Maybe tonight was the first night they were showing everybody that one and so the Internet hasn’t gotten a hold of it yet. This is late breaking stuff, people!
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New Absolut commercial starring last season's...
I feel weird about, um, celebrating some corporate niche marketing milestone, but like, I don’t drink vodka so joke’s on them or whatever. Anyway the commercial was on point and it makes me wanna see older Absolut queerish ads. Like what, were they quarter page black and whites from 1984? Those would be kinda interesting to see, right? Ok, I’m hoping the Internet will help me...
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Refresher course on the rules of the RuPaul's Drag...
1. Drink when Ru mentions the $$$$$
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I was sitting over here freaking out because I...
So now I’m ok.
When JB makes sweet potato fries, he sets the oven...
Always
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The Djoker's angles are incredible
I love watching his strokes
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The Borg wouldn’t know fun if they assimilated an amusement park.
– B’Elanna Torres (via ultramaricon)
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I don't think I was ready for that jellies exhibit...
$23 is too bootylicious for me.
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This is a Paula Cole sing-along relationship.
Jsyk
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You’re my child with the child from Destiny’s Child.
– “Glory” -Jay-Z
I rode in two different Priuses tonight.
So fucking green.
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I’ve got music in my head and I like books and sports and cats and dogs and...
– MySpace.com/MykalMorgan (via cheetahgirl)
There’s some pics there 4 years ‘n’ 40 lbs ago. I still miss that lip ring sometimes.
I woofed at Mary Kate
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The MegaBus driver told us it's currently 26 and a...
He doesn’t know it, but I appreciated his useless precision.
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Gosh, 2011 was so prime
I'm such a socially acceptable deviant.