I live in Chicago. There are more things to know about me. Like, for example, I can eat a lot of pizza.

23rd December 2011

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Michelle Pfeiffer’s “reporterly” cadence in “Up Close & Personal” is really off-putting.

Her real-life sister plays her movie sister, that’s another thing.

Tagged: this is a boring blogup close & personallife

21st December 2011

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Know what kind of presents I want?

The kind that go in my wallet, honey!

Tagged: troofpo'life

3rd December 2011

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So, the caesar was your first signature look, Mike?

Real questions.

Tagged: Hufflife

6th October 2011

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Did I tell you about the time I dipped it low and split my pants?

There’s not much more to it than that. I’ve done it ~7 times.

Tagged: lifedip it lowDorothy Zbornak wardrobe wouldn't have these problemsit didn't happen tonight

1st September 2011

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Note to self:

Look for a new job before your last day at your current job.

Tagged: note to selflife

31st August 2011

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There is an adorable toddler in overalls with a broken arm toddling around the waiting room.

Dying from cuteness.

Tagged: doctor's officelifecuteness

28th August 2011

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Goodbye, apartment!

Goodbye, apartment!

Tagged: movinglifeChicago

22nd August 2011

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I need a roommate.

I have a pretty and large 2-BR apartment in Ravenswood that I totally don’t want to give up in September. I think I’m pretty easy to live with, too. Any Chicagays know anyone who wants to live with me?

LIVE WITH ME.

Tagged: lifechicago

20th August 2011

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Customers, on a street performing friend:

  • 1: She just took her hat off, set it down, and started dance.
  • 2: Oh, that's weird!
  • 1: And the catch is, she's not a dancer!

Tagged: hahahahahahacandy storelifeChicago

14th August 2011

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Why the FUCK don’t I own aviators?

Why the FUCK don’t I own aviators?

Tagged: getting into accessorieslifegpoy

8th August 2011

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File under: important stickers currently in my hand.

File under: important stickers currently in my hand.

Tagged: there was an unimportant one toolifetruth